And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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