why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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