I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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