haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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