Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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