i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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