it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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