haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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