He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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