i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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