READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
