so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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