Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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