I hope mine doesn't look like that
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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