She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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