I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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