am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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