just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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