Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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