it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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