OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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