opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just want to make out with him forever
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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