I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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