no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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