new low.... made out with someone while peeing
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just puked most of my soul out..
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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