from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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