someone owes me an orgasm
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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