How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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