I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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