Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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