Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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