If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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