when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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