Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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