and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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