Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
