would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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