I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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