Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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