Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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