pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
