Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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