I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i out mim tonsoeep
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