We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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