Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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