your room smells of hookers.
And success
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You're like the curious george of whores
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
