check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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