thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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