I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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