You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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