the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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