The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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