She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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