why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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