you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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